Funny text messages

1 pathan pani pe rah tha..
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Ab kya pathan pani bhi nai pee sakta????

Iss main bhi joke chaihay tumhe??

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they
hahahahhah

A young boy died at the age of 7,
her mother said,

‘HAYEEEE MERAY BACHAY NAY TO ABHI DUNYA
B NAHI DEKHNE THI’

A girl whispered in her ears
‘AUNTY AP FIKAR NA KARAIN, MAIN NAY USAY
DUNYA DEKHA DE THI’

Sikandar Mirza Died At The Age Of 65

Ayub Died At 65

Yahya Died At 65

Zia Died At 65

Musharraf Is Gonna B 65 In 2011

Hope For The Best …

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.