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Tery Nakhry Hazar!
Assi tere utty zindgi lutann nu teyar
Jinna marzi chirr tu main v manani nai haar
Kyon-ke main janda ke Tery Nakhry Hazar.

Kehnde kehnde thakna nai
Karde karde rukna nai
Ae ishq hai sohna Rab ne ditta
Yaar vasana dil vich onu khona nai...

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai,
Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai,
Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,
Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai.

Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".

Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya,
jithe kite jaye galla hundiya ne teriya,
Par jinne joge assi unni karange zaroor,
Koi saade like sewa hove dasana zaroor

Assi v smart..
Tusi v smart... Sada v rang saaf,
Twada v rang saaf...

Bas ik chota jea fark hay...?

Asi dil ton saaf,



Tusi dimang ton saaf..!