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Mainu Disde Kheyal Sare Tere !
Aay kinne khilari mere warga nai aaya
Mere charche bathere per haan ya naan agge faisle ne tere
Chadd pukha guroor, Teri akhan da kasoor
Mainu Disde Kheyal Sare Tere !

sanu pyar ty karna anda aye
par pyar jatna nai anda
tenu ros ros behna anda aye
ruseya nu mana nai anda
kehra main kasoor kita aye ty minu das dy
eni cheti keh dita teri meri bas way
dasi ve dildara ve dil dar ki aye.

Girl: Janu ji tussi merey Waastay Aasman toun Chan leya sakdey O?
Boy: Haan main Chan lain Jawan tay toon Pichhon Koi Nawa Chanb Charhya Howay.

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar
Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe.

MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya

Sheikh: kion Chukhan ,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
dil 20 13 80 20 tere
dil 20 13 80 20 tere ( read it in punjabi)