Funny text messages

Dosti hoti hai dilojaan lutane ke lia,
hum apni husti mita dain aap ko paane ke lia,
Bell kerne ki fursat nahi tum ko,
hum sms kerte hain apni yaad dilane key lia.

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,Teri har baato par aitbar karenge. Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge…

U may b out of my NAZAR,
but u not out of my DIL,
u may b out of my reach
but u not out of my SOCH.
I may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u.
But u’ll always b SAB KUCH 2 me!!

Agar Dil ko Andy(Egg)kahty to films ka man Aisy hoty,

1Hum Anda Day chuky sanam,
2Yah Anda apka hua,
3Hum aap ka Andy men kehty hen,
4Anda waly Dulhenia lay jaengy

Aaj eik zindagi aur jee lo!…
Aaj eik sapna aur dekh lo!…
Aaj eik SMS aur karlo! aaj bas aaj…!
kiya pata? Kal Balance ho na ho

Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz…

Na jane kis ne tujhe ullu banadiya