Funny text messages

Ye kah ker abba ne gher se nikaal dia Faraz!!!
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tu shaheen hai basaira ker paharon ki chatanon mein

Yehi Aarzu Hai Meri,

Yehi Ilteja Hai Yaro,

Jithay Wapda Wale Laban,

Lameya Paa Ke Littar Maaro..!!

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

” Mat Poch Mohabbat Main Kia Kia Zakham Khaye Hain ”

Dosri K Chakker Main Pehli K Chante Khaye Hain

Milne Gay To Bhaiyon Se Ghoonse Khaye Hain

3 Din Jail, 4 Din Hospital Reh K Aaye Hain

Aik Nazar Dekhne Ko Girls College K Dhakke Khaye Hain

Buhat Bar Watch Man Se Pit K Aaye Hain

Uskay Ghar K Samne Himesh K Gaany Gaay Hain

” Mat Poch Mohabbat Mein Kia Kia Zakham Khaye Hain.

muj ko chor kr janay walay
mera dil dokhanay walay
bin bataye tm kahan chalay gaye ho
ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay ho
agar tm is eid pr na aye
to mera kia banay ga?
main kis tarah ye eid guzaron ga?
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AYE MERE GHAR SE BAGHAY HOWE QURBANI K pyare
BAKRAY plz WAPIS AA JAO NAA

Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai..
woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
Baki jo tail tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye!

ham gulab ke phool hen tou kya hua,
log hamien honton se , ankhon se lagatey hen tou kya hua~!
aap ko bhee tou paka ke khatey hen
bher bakrya kacha hi khatey hein
kia baat hai Merey Gobi ke phool ki, kia bat hai ji