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Sardar was busy removing wheel
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Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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A man went to hell and asked
the Yamraj if he can call his wife.
yamraj said “u cn do tht”
after man spoke to his wife..
he asked how much to pay yamraj
yamraj said..”hell to hell is free”
A very old lady teacher of English
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A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil anwered: Its the past tense of course.
Mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ?
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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
kisi ne dil badal lya, kisi ne aankhen
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Kisi ne root badal lya
kisi ne dil badal lya
kisi ne aankhen badal len
kisi ne rishta badal lya
aap ke pas badalne ko kuch na tha
aap ne masjid se jota badal lya
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1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha.
2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya?
1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo
Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai
