Sms description : ar kr lijye main ne apni bivi k ser pr danda mara hai. Inspct. Post in jokes sms. Collect By sms text messages . : mi ghabraya hua p - funny sms : jokes text messages and sms.
Ek aadmi ghabraya hua police station pr aaya aur bola
Mujhe girftaar kr lijye main ne apni bivi k ser pr danda mara hai.
Inspctor: Kya woh mar gayi?
Aadmi: Nahi wo danda lye mere peche aa rahi hai. :-)
jokes hai. pr danda woh mar messages sms.
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