Funny sms - sms jokes

friendship sms - Jaan sa bhi pyari hai muskaan tumharii - hen humain doostoon sa pyari, Doostoon pe hazir hai jaan hamari, Aankhoon main hamarey aansoo hain to kia, Jaan sa bhi pyari hai muskaan tumharii....

kiss sms - People say - A blessed KISS is on HEAD A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS A passionate KISS is on LIPS A romantic KISS is on NECK But seriously HOTTEST KISS is on Iron Try ...

friends teasing sms - Paagal kahenge - Raho ? Haste Raho ? Haste Raho ? Haste Raho Muskarate Raho Sada Khilkhilate Raho Khush Raho Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!...

exams sms - Everyone was studying (and not looking at p0rn) - night before exams and all through the dorm Everyone was studying (and not looking at p0rn) Their clothes for the next day draped over their chairs Not...

praise sms - May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. - rt b happy ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth ur burdens light. May u find dreams touch a star never forget how special U R....

santa banta sms - What kind of detective is Banta? - of detective is Banta?` ` Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe. Banta took the fingerprints and five days later arrested a cow i...

marathi sms - prem jhore jaoa pata noi - jaoa pata noi, prem futa kono chata noi, prem seto noi hotel er dal puri, prem holo moner sathe lukochuri....