Sms description : : 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh, Gand phat jayegi par yeh . Post in jokes sms. Collect By sms text messages . : asks shopkeeper: - funny sms : jokes text messages and sms.
1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee!
jokes Gand phat dekh kay mar jayegimessages sms.
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