Funny sms - sms jokes

new year sms - Apne 2011 k gunah dhonay k liye - k gunah dhonay k liye 99 bar is mantar ka wird karain ?East or west, Saqib is the best? Ab edit ker k is msg mein apna naam dal k aur gunah mat karna:p...

cool sms - sending you 1000 smiles - u 1000 smiles take one 4 now and keep remaining 999 under ur pillow,pick out 1 every time bcz i want to see you smiling always....

naughty sms - Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport - r: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today. Lady: But I'm not pregnant. Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet....

friendship sms - Everyone hears what you say… - ears what you say Friends listen to what you say Best friends listen to what you dont say.....

santa banta sms - Banta owned a factory. - d a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Banta reply: Because married men are more obedient....

shayari sms - Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana - jo Ya Afsana Apna Smjo Ya Begana Hmara Apka Rishta Hy Purana Is Liye Farz Tha Apko Batana K Grmi Aa Gai Hy Ab Shuru Kr 2 GoLay ki redhi Lgana...

good morning sms - Todays Thought: Try hard - ught: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u geta| Keep smiling always it increases ur face valuea| Good Morning and Have a...