Sms Jokes Text Messages Forwards iPhone Mobile Phone

Computer Me Window Lagani Hay

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Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.

Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.

Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay

A boy goes to see a dance

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A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Ye SmS 5 Second K Baad Phat Jayega

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Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
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Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny aaye

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Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

A notice in a factory for girl workers

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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”

 

Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai

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Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?
TT-9 Baje
Santa-Local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-Malgadi?
TT-12 Baje
TT-Jana Kahan Hai?
Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai…

Rahul: Doctor saab ek samasha hai

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Rahul: Doctor saab ek samasha hai
Doctor: Kay
Rahul: Mujay 7:00am 1 Number jana hota hai aor 8:ooam 2 number
Doctor: to problem kay hai
Rahul: may 9 bajy se phaly uttha he nahi


 

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