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Lipstick kharab ho jati hai

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Baap:
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya

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Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain

 

A man to cardiologist

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A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell my wife that she has a cute Vagina, Doctor, stupid, i told her that she has acute Angina.

Kya Larki K Saath Sona Gunnah Hai

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Ek Admi Molvi Sahab K Pass Gaya or Pucha:
Kya Larki K Saath Sona Gunnah Hai ?

Molvi Sahab:
“Gunnah Nahin Hai per Masla Yeh Hai K Tum Log Sotay Nahin Ho“

A pathan & his wife

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A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola:
Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana .

Teacher told all students

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Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

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