sms jokes - Funny sms

Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions, Read the rest of this entry ?

There’s only one perfect child in the world
&
every mother has it.

There’s only one perfect wife in the world
&
every neighbor has it!

Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna
jo pasand aaye I love You keh dena
agar wo gusa kare to darna mat
sar jhukana aur kehna Meri Behna

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Wife Says; When Im Gone
Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think
I Want Another Woman Like You.

Biryani khanay ki dua!

Niyat kerta hon main 4 plate biryani ki,
wastay 15,20 boti k
bama zarda, raita, or salad k
mun mera daig ki taraf.
BISMILLAH

RAM -yaar relince k har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai?

SHYAM - Oye itna bhi nahi malum 3 Gujrati Chor Dhiru Mukeshbai Anil (ambani)