Funny sms - sms poems

urdu sms - Mummy papa ko khush karna ho ga.. - tum mujh se shaadi karna chahte ho to tumhe mere mummy papa ko khush karna ho ga.. Boy: Haan mein karoon ga, Mujhe kya karna ho ga?? Mein apni jaan ta...

birthday sms - May u have al da - al da joy ur heart can hold. all the smiles a day can bring. all the blesings a life can unfold. may u have gods best in everything. happy birth day...

valentines day sms - Open with Love? - Love? If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I? Love? Disturbing you?...

exams sms - 1000 pages ki book - ha k 1000 pages ki book kitne din main parhi ja sakti hai? Writer: 6 months, Doctor: 2 months, Lawyer: 1 month, Prof: 1 week, Student: Pehle ye batao e...

greetings sms - Every sunset gives us - et gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day Good Luck!...

punjabi sms - Sikhnai sikhni ka rape kardia - khni ka rape kardia Sikhni:Hun main rola pawangi sikh:Rola te hun main pawanga utton sikhni thalon clean shave.......

marriage sms - What was the first thing your husband? - at was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? Witness: He said, Where am I, Cathy? Lawyer: And why did that upset you? Wit...