Funny sms - thanksgiving sms

independence day sms - It is time for you to show your independence - for you to show your independence. let yourself be heardso dont follow others footsteps. be youself fly free i mean you are independant after all....

adult sms - GOVERNMENT WARNING - WARNING: Eating pussy is dangerous to your health bcoz its 5% urine, 2% period blood, 1% tampondebris, 2% other guys spoof and 90% fuckn brilliant!!...

rude sms - He came 2 me 1 night - me 1 night explored my body licked- sucked- swallowed had his fill.. when satisfied he left I was hurt DAMN MOSQUITO...

get well soon sms - Come back so we all can rejoice - ose this particular time to get sick, Seems to us an insensitive choice. So don't be so selfish; don't be a sloth; Come back so we all can rejoice! We ...

insult sms - Don't be sad... - ad... don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too......

get well soon sms - Get Back in the swing of things real soon. - eling down and so am i with You not around. Hope you Get Back in the swing of things real soon....

punjabi sms - Class vich 2kudia c, 1gori c 1kali c - 2kudia c, 1gori c 1kali c. Kali Gori nu:Tu kedi cream lgandi hai? Gori:FAIR LOVELY te tu? Piche baitha Santa boleya: . CHERRY BLOSSOM.....