urdu sms - Funny sms

A Toilet is like a National Assembly Session.
People come with lots of pressure, sit,express their feelings, create
a lot of noise and finally

DROP THE MATTER..

Dunya men 1 Wakt esa aye ga
Jab
Dunya pr

Pakistanio
ki Hakumat ho gi..

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Kiu k

Baki insan
Taraki kr k

Chand pr
ja Chukay hogey

1 Angraiz PAKISTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad wo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekha? ! ! ! Angraiz ne kaha "BiJLI CHALI GAYI" "BiJLI A GAYI"

Husband: Chalo tum se shadi kar ke mujhy ek fayda to zaror hua,


Wife: woh kya?


Husband: Mujhy mere gunaahon ki saza dunya me hi mil gaii

Doctr: kia problm ha?
Man: dil my mery ha DARD E DISCO.

Doctr: Kesa lgta ha?

MAN: JAG SUNA SUNA LAGE, iska koi ilaaj ha?

Doctr: han ha na MOVE UR BODY BABY.

Abdullah shah ghazi k mazar pe Aj rat ko chikin bryani pakai jaege ye bat kisi or ko pta na chale is lye ye sms sirf "SELECTED FAQIRON" ko kya ja rha hy...

Research K mutabiq girls jo hai wo

boys se zyada Mehnati hoti hai

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Kyo K 100 mein se 10 girls

Naturally khubsoorat hoti hai

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Ur baqi apni Mehnat se?.