Funny sms - urdu sms

urdu sms - Ek recent Islamic research se pata hai ke, - Ek recent Islamic research se pata hai ke, Biwi ke saath Romance wagera karna Haram hai.. * * * Agar Biwi kisi aur ki ho to......

congratulations sms - Congratulations on your wedding - ou are caught in the bond, Keep your grip on! Congratulations on your wedding...

holi sms - Aap hmare dil me rhte hain Happy Holi - dil me rhte hain, Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain. Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe hai Happy Holi...

good morning sms - Wakeup & Wink those - k those Teeny Weeny Eyes.Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,Wear that Jolly Winning smile tell urself today is a beautiful day G@@d M(:)rning....

hindi sms - Mallika 2 Guard - nt to a swimming pool in a BRA PANTY. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?...

urdu sms - MEMON ka Beta Girl Friend - eta Girl Friend k sath Ghoom k Gher aya to Bap ne Puchha Kitne paisy kharch kiye? Beta:50 rupay Bap:itnay saray? Beta:Abba uske pas 50 hi thay......

sweet sms - I just wanna give a hug - ( .o o, ) i just wanna give a HUG ()()() ( ?)? ) ..to a Special Person i dont get to see as much, but often miss.....