Funny sms - urdu sms

naughty sms - Inzamam dont understand english - that inzamam dont understand english. Once commentator asked, Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?. Inzi said, Bismillah Hir Rahman ...

good night sms - A late night sms greeting - ht sms greeting doesnt only mean good night It has a silent msg saying.. u r my last thought at night.. Goodnight....

kiss sms - A kiss is not a kiss - a peach. A plum is a plum. A kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues?...

sms jokes - Romance Mathematics - thematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy...

inspirational sms - Success N Excuse Do Not Walk Together - Excuse Do Not Walk Together If U Want Excuse Forget About Success If U Want Success Do Not Give Excuse....

wise words sms - Falling down is not defeat - wn is not defeat . . . defeat is when your refuse to get up...

santa banta sms - Why did Santa take his pregnant wife - nta take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised 'free delivery'...