Funny sms - urdu sms

caring sms - If Ever There Is A 2morow - ere Is A 2morow When We Were Not 2gether There Is Something You Must Always Remember Even If I Were Apart Ill Always Be With You...

funny sms - kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii - huu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii...

valentines day sms - Happy Valentine Day Love comes through - through the tastes and smells Of fresh and well-cooked food, For in the gift of nourishment Is much else that is good. Happy valentine Day...

naughty sms - Niche ap k lye Dosti ka gift hai - lye DOSTI ka gift hai | | | | Danda hai. Gand me Ghusa le Msg karta nahi Gift chahiye GANDU KO...

sms jokes - il Chahta Hai Naha Loon - mi 1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon. 2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They. 1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;...

urdu sms - Patient: Mujhe beemari hai. - ujhe beemari hai. Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai. Na Soun oto Neend aati hai. Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon. Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein ba...

marriage sms - Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? - hall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart....