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tmhari 1 bat pata Lgi hai, zara free ho ker msg karna Ok.




































sb ko frwd kro,dekhna kitne log pura msg nhi padhte hain.

Wife: Aap apne best friend ki BV
k janaze pe nhi gaye

Husband:Kis moo se jaon wo mujhe
3rd BV k jansze pe bula raha hy
aur me ek dafa bhi nhi bulaya

P= Person who
O= Oppreses and
K = Keeps
E = Enemies
R = Reeling

Benazir apni new kitaab mein likhti hein aaj kal...

A for Apple.

B for Banana..!

Bilawal ke abbu zara jaldi 'Ooper' aana...

Aameen...!

1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)

Telefun Telefun..
U Fone paish karta hai 12 aanay package,

Apne un "Jazz" sarfeen ke liye jin hon ne 1st september 2011 se apni "Telenor" sim istimal nahi ki "Warid" ka 100 wala card feed karo aur sab ke do...

Mazeed tafsilaat ke liye apne "PTCL" se Dial karein

090078601

Telefun Telefun..

Jag rahe ho?

Rat chandni hy,

or aap jag rahe ho achi baat hy,

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