Funny sms - valentines day sms

naughty sms - Girlfrends r like Everest Masale - like Asian Paints : Duniya badal de. Girlfrends r like Everest Masale : Taste mein Best. Wife is like Mosquito Coil : Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi...

wise words sms - Yesterday is a cancelled cheque - is a cancelled cheque, tomorrow is a promissory note , today is cashspend it wisely....

birthday sms - here?s a wish 4 my darling? - ! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here?s a wish 4 my darling? may all your dreams come true i wish u a very happy birthday. with lots o...

friendship sms - Our friendship has no end - has 4 end, square has 3 end, segment has 2 end, but our friendship has no end....

shayari sms - Kanjoosi ka National award - a National award diya jaye ga.. Aap ka naam sub se pehle liya jayega.. Ghalti se bhi sms na kerna.. Warna Award haath se nikal jayega..!...

funny sms - Jabse Tumhe dekha hai - e dekha hai, Mera Raat ko Din ko Subha ko Sham ko Khate waqt Peete waqt Sote waqt Jagte waqt Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!...

urdu sms - sar pe bal - Gandhi ji k sar pe bal kyun nahi thay? Teacher: Intelligent Aadmi ki nishani hai! Boy: Achha tabhi larkiyon k itne lambey BAAL hotey hain. :-)...