wedding sms - Funny sms

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

TO ALL BACHELORS
Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl,
she has connections with all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl,
she touches u tomorrow, not today.
Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,
she takes u in her mutthi mein.
Marry only HUTCH girl,
she follows u where ever u go.

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u!

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.