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marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his

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Sms description : ct tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can die rich nur. Post in wedding sms. Collect By sms funny messages . : - a place where p - funny sms :wedding text messages and sms.

School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

wedding you life contract degree tht messages sms.

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