Funny sms - wise words sms

kiss sms - I m a kisser, - er, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!...

funny sms - Laloo: 2 his P.A.: - is P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!...

diwali sms - Fortunate is the one who - is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy. Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity....

anger sms - The angry wife met her husband at the door - wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. I assume, shebarked, there is a very good reason...

birthday sms - Wishing u a day soft as silk..... - a day soft as silk..... white as milk..... sweet as honeyfull of money. may all ur dreams come true.... HAPPY BIRTH DAY...

punjabi sms - Mithe..Mithe..Onde Ne Hawa De Bulle Ni... - he..Onde Ne Hawa De Bulle Ni... Meriyaan Palka De Buhe Vi Khulle Ni... Pab Sambh-Sambh Rakhi Kite Pij Na Jawan... Than- Than Te Mere Hanju Ne Dulle Ni....

diwali sms - Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh - aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya la...